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Readers freak out over Spare clip where Prince Harry describes applying cream to his frozen penis

Prince Harry left readers shuddering with his account of applying Elizabeth Arden cream used by his late mother to his frozen penis in 2011.

The moment features in his explosive Spare memoir, with an excerpt from the audiobook narrated by the Duke of Sussex himself making the rounds on social media, where horrified readers have called it a ‘Freudian nightmare’.

In passing, Harry remembers that his late mother, Princess Diana, used to apply the cream to his lips and says that the smell of the product made him feel as if his mother “was right there in the room” before applying the cream to his penis. .

Prince Harry, 38, tells how a friend recommended he use the product on the injured area after he returned from a trip to the North Pole ahead of his brother Prince William’s wedding.

Prince Harry left readers shuddering after recounting applying an Elizabeth Arden cream used by his late mother to his frozen penis after his trip to the North Pole in 2011

Prince Harry left readers shuddering after recounting applying an Elizabeth Arden cream used by his late mother to his frozen penis after his trip to the North Pole in 2011

Harry tells that he had no success with home remedies to cure his illness when a friend recommended that he use Elizabeth Arden’s formula.

‘My mother used this on her lips. Want me to put this on my todger? he said.

After reassurance from his friend that the cream worked, Harry bought a tube, saying the smell brought him back to his childhood, when his mother was still alive.

‘I felt like my mother was there in the room. So I took a little bit and applied it… down there,’ he recalled.

Some readers joked that the book was a 'Freudian nightmare' after Prince Harry said he thought of his mother before applying the cream to his penis.

Some readers joked that the book was a ‘Freudian nightmare’ after Prince Harry said he thought of his mother before applying the cream to his penis.

The Duke of Sussex tells how the late Princess Diana sometimes applied the cream to her lips.  Photographed in 1995

The Duke of Sussex tells how the late Princess Diana sometimes applied the cream to her lips. Photographed in 1995

The royals can be heard taking a break before delivering this last night in Spare’s audiobook version, which is being shared widely online.

Some readers suggested that the cream that Prince Harry refers to in the book is the brand's 8h cream, which comes in a tube, as he describes in the book.

Some readers suggested that the cream that Prince Harry refers to in the book is the brand’s 8h cream, which comes in a tube, as he describes in the book.

Readers who discovered this moment from Harry’s explosive memories labeled it a ‘Freudian nightmare’.

“PS no mom wants to be ‘right there in the living room! After applying the 8 hour cream ahem ‘down there’,” wrote one.

‘I need therapy after hearing this,’ said another.

“Talk about a member of the royal family,” joked one.

‘My Prince Wrote A Porno,’ another wrote, in reference to the comedy podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno.’

Reaction to this particular clip saw ‘Elizabeth Arden’ trending on British Twitter, with jokes about the scene and the brand filling the social media platform.

‘If you think you’re having a bad day, think of the social media manager at @ElizabethArden, who has just been working at a global beauty products company for a premium cream company for the last few hours. one said

“I really think if the Queen was still alive, reading about Prince Harry thinking about his dead mother while wearing Elizabeth Arden on her frozen c*** would have killed her,” wrote one.

“The words ‘my penis, mother and lips’ should NEVER be used together ANYWHERE,” said another.

Readers cringed at the audiobook clip after it was leaked online, with some joking that they'll need therapy after hearing the snippet, narrated by Harry himself.

Readers cringed at the audiobook clip after it was leaked online, with some joking that they’ll need therapy after hearing the snippet, narrated by Harry himself.

The book, filled with explosive revelations about Prince Harry and the royal family, has dominated public conversation since it was released on Tuesday.

Prince Harry’s ghostwriter today defended Spare against damaging claims of inaccuracy and historical errors, insisting that “inadvertent errors” are common in memoirs where “the line between memory and fact is blurred”.

JR Moehringer, who has also written autobiographies for Andre Agassi and Nike co-founder Phil Knight, has come out in defense of the book he was reportedly paid $1 million to write.

Sharing an excerpt from Harry’s book, emphasizing that the exiled prince himself admits he has sometimes said he wasn’t sure of all the details he shares, often blaming childhood trauma. But in the same book he also insists: ‘It is important that the story is right’.

Moehringer tweeted Harry’s words last night: ‘Whatever the cause, my memory is my memory… there is as much truth in what I remember and how I remember it as there is in so-called objective facts.’

He also tweeted a quote from Mary Karr, author of The Art of Memoir, which read: “The line between memory and fact is a fine one, between interpretation and fact. There are inadvertent mistakes like that outside of wazoo.’

Harry has been accused of a number of factual errors, including claiming he was a descendant of King Henry VI, saying he was given an XBox by his mother before they were manufactured, and claiming that Meghan Markle’s father bought a Mexico-London ticket on Air New Zealand, which does not fly this route.

And this week more errors have surfaced, including his memoir of the Queen Mother’s funeral, an anecdote criticizing her stepmother Camilla, and British giant TK Maxx even corrected another statement in the bombastic book where he details shopping at the shop next door to Kensington Palace with £ 200 to buy as much as he could in 15 minutes.

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